bae: will you go out with me
me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment
there are people on here that are only half of my age. they know half the memes I do and are only half as smart
compilation of orange caramel’s HAH!
it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad
This sick meme (unknown).
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical
dude what the hell is happening to the world