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The Pinkprint
Track: Anaconda
Artist: Nicki Minaj
with 53,840 plays

yiffjpg:

bae: will you go out with me

me: if i date you ill have to stop making tfw no gf jokes and im not sure if im ready for that kind of commitment

officialunitedstates:

there are people on here that are only half of my age.  they know half the memes I do and are only half as smart

b-bumb:

compilation of orange caramel’s HAH!

blastortoise:

it’s so weird that people are shaming Beyonce for being sexual during her performance when literally in the speech in flawless says “We teach girls that they cannot be sexual beings in the way that boys are." Like how do you miss the point that bad

loureecl:

Anaconda (2014).

This sick meme (unknown).

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

ohdanners:

the area of exposed skin between a crop top and a pair of high waisted shorts is sacred and magical

internetexplorers:

dude what the hell is happening to the world