FRIENDLY REMINDER THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED
If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.
2014 better be good its gotta make up for 2008-2013
im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look
Is this even legal??
untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock
a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.